Just When You Thought You've Seen It All

I recently was retained on a case where a stripper slipped on the wet floor as she was finishing her performance at a strip club. As she came down the pole, she slipped on a puddle of water that was on the dance floor and broke her ankle. Apparently the strippers had complained about roof leaks in the past but they were never fixed. After checking the weather records, we found that it had recently rained and that it was enough to cause a water accumulation. Needless to say, this "career ending" accident will likely cost someone some serious money. Lets see...approximately $150,000 per year times 10 more years. You do the math.